Colin makes THE BEST lasagna. The title is a joke because our church in New England had a lasagna making contest every year and it took Colin about 6 years to win it. It was too spicy for most New Englanders, so Colin started calling it his last place lasagna. I assure you, this lasagna is delicious. Neither one of us like ricotta cheese, so Colin uses cream cheese in place of that.
Meat Mixture:
1 lb hot italian sausage
1 lb mild italian sausage
1 package sliced mini pepperoni
1 medium yellow onion finely chopped (Colin blends it for me)
2-6 cloves of garlic-minced (depends on how much you like garlic, we really like it)
1 8oz block of cream cheese, softened
1 cup shredded italian cheese blend
1/2 cup shredded cheddar
2 TBS olive oil
1 tsp red pepper flakes
Saute' onions, garlic, and red pepper flakes in olive oil until onions are translucent. Put in mixing bowl with softened cream cheese.
Brown sausage and toss in mini pepperoni. Once the sausage is browned drain and add to the cooked onion/garlic mix. Mix in cheeses. Set aside.
Sauce: (Colin makes his own but you could also buy 2 jars of your favorite and use that if you are pressed for time) If you make your own sauce, make it first so it has time to simmer.
1 32 oz can tomato sauce
1 small can tomato sauce
1 4oz can tomato paste
2 TBS olive oil
Dried or fresh basil to taste
Dried or fresh oregano to taste
1 TBS brown sugar
1 TBS red pepper flakes
1 bay leaf
2-4 cloves garlic minced
1 small sweet onion finely chopped (or blended if you are making it for Heidi) :)
In a large sauce pan or dutch oven, saute' onion, garlic, and pepper flakes in olive oil until translucent. Once onions are translucent, add remainder of sauce ingredients, mix well and simmer for about 1 hour. Remove bay leaf before you layer.
Once the sauce and the filling is ready it's time to build the lasagna. Coat a casserole dish with non stick spray. Place a thin layer of sauce on the bottom of the dish, place a layer of no boil noodles and then coat the noodles with sauce. Add a layer of the meat mixture then mozzarella and sprinkle with italian cheese. Add sauce to the top of the cheese and then start layering all over again starting with the noodles. Continue to layer finishing with mozzarella. Bake at 350 for 45 minutes. We place the lasagna on a baking sheet covered in aluminum foil in case it boils over.